Early Riser Admirer Gifts

"The trick is to get up early and to look for worms! The early birds get the worms, and we get the early birds. . ."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Bird Tweet.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

So Far So Good

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

1,572 Performances.

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Wow what graphics.'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

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