Darnit, I missed the train...
Reluctant Early Riser Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who prefers sleeping in? Our creative collection celebrates the joys of procrastination with witty mugs, comfy pillows, and funny t-shirts that cheer on their love for slow mornings.
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
French Early Bird
And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.
Have you got your make up on yet?
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'
'That morning, nature got to work early...'
'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'
Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm
"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"
1,572 Performances.
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
Waking Up With Rooster.
"It's time to wake up!"
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
"He's never up before eleven."
'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'
'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'
"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
Sleepwalking to work.
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning
"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."
"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."
'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
Reluctant Early Riser Gifts Collection
Reluctant Early Riser Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for reluctant early risers and find the perfect humorous or inspiring design to start your day the right way.
Reluctant Early Riser Pillows
Check out our pillows for lazy mornings—comfortable, funny, and perfect for adding a playful touch to any resting space.
Reluctant Early Riser Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the joy of sleeping in, ideal for decorating a personal retreat or a snuggly corner.
Reluctant Early Riser T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for creative souls who cherish slow mornings with fun, stylish options that say more than words.