Reluctant Early Riser Pillows

Darnit, I missed the train...

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

French Early Bird

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"He's never up before eleven."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."