Late Risers Pillows

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Early Night Club

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'