Late Risers Pillows

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"He's never up before eleven."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Rooster

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Early Night Club

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."