Late Riser Pillows

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

Early bird gets the worm...late bird sends out for pizza.

The breakfast of teens.

Panic of waking up.

"He's never up before eleven."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'