Happy Riser Pillows

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

The Victors

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"He's never up before eleven."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Rooster

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Early Night Club

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"What's the occasion?"