Happy Riser Gifts

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

The Victors

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"He's never up before eleven."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Early Night Club

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Rooster

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning