Morning Riser Gifts

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I guess I must be the early bird."

"This is our wake up call."

"Oh, hey. Seeing as you're awake anyway, I'm hungry."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"We're all out of coffee. This will wake you up. That'll be $4.50."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

'You'll have to forgive me. I'm not myself until I've downloaded my coffee.'

"Can I get back to you after my coffee?"

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

"He definitely wants to go out."

"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

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