Morning Wake-up Gifts

Inside-of-Body-Experience

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Rapunzel in the Morning

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Business man sees himself as a shark

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Sunrise and Sunset