Waking Up Gifts

Instant human... just add coffee

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Alarm clock.

'Uggh, is that the time? I've gotta be everywhere in 20 minutes.'

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'

Rise and shine

'I'm still buffering.'

"Switch me on please..."

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'It doesn't work.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'I like waking to music!'

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

"I need to get coffee to wake up, but I need to wake up to get coffee..."

Alarmistclock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Woke and wonderful

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

How to Rise with the Sun

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"Dang it."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"