Waking Up Gifts

Instant human... just add coffee

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Alarm clock.

'Uggh, is that the time? I've gotta be everywhere in 20 minutes.'

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'

Rise and shine

'I'm still buffering.'

"Switch me on please..."

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Everyone is getting up on the time now that we've switched to the vuvuzela for reveille.'

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'It doesn't work.'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'I like waking to music!'

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

Good morning! I'm the vulture of happiness! Ray realizes it's going to be one of those days

Because if I keep my alarms inside, I'll just keep hitting snooze.

Sure, I could set the alarm an hour later, but I find it much more satisfying to hit the snooze button 12 times. Trouble ahead for the newlyweds.

"I need to get coffee to wake up, but I need to wake up to get coffee..."

Alarmistclock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Woke and wonderful

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

How to Rise with the Sun

"Spare me the early bird lecture."