Wake-up Strategies Gifts

'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

'I like waking to music!'

How to Rise with the Sun

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"Switch me on please..."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

"Join us after the service for a celebration of Mark's life. Or alternatively, go with the guys down the back to celebrate Mark's secret life."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"See you in the morning."

Tombstone: I told you I was sick!

Standoff

Instant human... just add coffee

Napquest

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

'It's going to be a long school year...'

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

"We look very peaceful."

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!