Innovative Wake-up Artist Gifts

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Young Frankenstein"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'My first camera'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Roller Coasters

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Dang it."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Action shot portrait.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"How much do you want off the top?"

'Tell me about your drawing.'

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

Make Your Own

Shark Bomb

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Arnold Schoenberg

The Choreograph

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Digital Canvas

Sculptor sculpts an easel

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Cellist on Mars

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'