Innovative Wake-up Artist Gifts

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Young Frankenstein"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'My first camera'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Roller Coasters

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Dang it."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Action shot portrait.

"How much do you want off the top?"

'Tell me about your drawing.'

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Arnold Schoenberg

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Make Your Own

Shark Bomb

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

The Choreograph

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Digital Canvas

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Cellist on Mars

Rise and shine

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'