Dawn Riser Pillows

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Nice jingle!'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He's never up before eleven."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Early Night Club

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'