Dawn Breaker Pillows

"No point going to sleep now."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Nice jingle!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Now you're talking my language.'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

Heaven's Way

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Chicken Fight

Samuel Morse

"Harry has the ability to guess people's password hints."