Dawn Embracer Pillows

Woman throwing paints out of her house.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Congratulations!

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

You Know You're Old When...

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

Courtney Love

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'I'm all about quantity.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.