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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Reinventing myself.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

New Year baby

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"