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"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

New Year baby