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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Janus 2021

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'