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'Can our software do that?'

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Janus 2021

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Reinventing myself.'