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'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Anxiety of Change

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Janus 2021

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Courtney Love

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'I'm all about quantity.'

New Year baby