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Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Reinventing myself.'

New Year baby

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'