Change Embracers T-Shirts

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Turning my life around.

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Janus 2021

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Reinventing myself.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

New Year baby

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Fear and Uncertainty

New Normal