Aging Embracers T-Shirts

"Last week I caught a glimpse of my nude self in a mirror. Is there a medication that can erase that image from my memory?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

The shape of things to come

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

New Normal

Salman Rushdie

We are 50 going on 15...

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

"The knees are the first thing to go."

Aging.

"Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture."

"Does my bump look big in this"

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

Politically Correct Senior Birthday