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The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Businessman at the deep end.

The shape of things to come

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Anxiety of Change

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Starting is the scariest part.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Fear and Uncertainty

New Normal

Salman Rushdie

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

No caption. (A young man walks his dog as an old man walks a pet snail.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Aging.

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

'Peace'