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"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Anxiety of Change

'He's doing it again.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Janus 2021

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

The shape of things to come

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'Reinventing myself.'

New Year baby

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

New Normal

Salman Rushdie