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'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I blame global warming!'

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'He's doing it again.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Starting is the scariest part.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Fear and Uncertainty

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

Salman Rushdie

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

The Artist

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime