Mess Embracers Gifts

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I blame global warming!'

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'He's doing it again.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Starting is the scariest part.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

Fear and Uncertainty

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Salman Rushdie

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

The Artist