Change Embracers Gifts

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

Turning my life around.

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Eh, you go on ahead

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Reinventing myself.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

New Year baby

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."