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New Normal

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Janus 2021

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

New Year baby

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Reinventing myself.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."