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New Normal

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Starting is the scariest part.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

New Year baby

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Reinventing myself.'

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."