Slow-life Embracers Prints

Ultra-lazy sloth

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Businessman at the deep end.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

The shape of things to come

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Starting is the scariest part.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Fear and Uncertainty

New Normal

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Salman Rushdie

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Aging.

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

'Peace'

Politically Correct Senior Birthday