Failure Embracer T-Shirts

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

'He's doing it again.'

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Starting is the scariest part.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

New Year baby

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Reinventing myself.'

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'