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Fear and Uncertainty

Businessman at the deep end.

Starting is the scariest part.

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

"That's exactly his problem - he's always been afraid to take chances."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

New Normal

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

This Is Your Life

Salman Rushdie

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

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