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"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Businessman at the deep end.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'He's doing it again.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Starting is the scariest part.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

Fear and Uncertainty

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

This Is Your Life

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

Salman Rushdie

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

In and Out Tray

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!