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The Artist

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Tired Barbie

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Instant art

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Janus 2021

'He's doing it again.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Courtney Love