Embracer Of Mess Pillows

The Artist

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Tired Barbie

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Summertime.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Jackson Pollock as a child

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Instant art

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Janus 2021

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'He's doing it again.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Courtney Love