Messy Hair Embracer Pillows

Tired Barbie

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I blame global warming!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'He's doing it again.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'I'm all about quantity.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

The Creative Process

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.