Messy Hair Embracer Pillows

Tired Barbie

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I blame global warming!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He's doing it again.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.