Gray Hair Embracer Pillows

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He's doing it again.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Courtney Love

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper