Embracing Gray Hair Pillows

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Shampoo.

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Lego Haircut

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Tired Barbie

Sheep In Curlers

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Hairstyles

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Never marry an engineer."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."