Grey Hair Embracer Pillows

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I blame global warming!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'He's doing it again.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.