Grey Hair Embracer Mugs

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I blame global warming!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'He's doing it again.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'