Gray Hair Embracer T-Shirts

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tired Barbie

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He's doing it again.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper