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'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Baroque Peacock

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'He's doing it again.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

The car showroom

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"I have a taste for luxury."

Change is good.

Expensive Restaurant

We are 50 going on 15...

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

Salman Rushdie

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'