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'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Baroque Peacock

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'He's doing it again.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The car showroom

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"I have a taste for luxury."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

Change is good.

Expensive Restaurant

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

Salman Rushdie

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

We are 50 going on 15...

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."