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Baroque Peacock

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Expensive Restaurant

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"An everything Martini, please."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The car showroom

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

"I have a taste for luxury."

Audience Participation

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'...the big bag is for the bill.'

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

Champagne Bath

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

'I buy and awful lot of contemporary art. I'm an emperor - I can afford to...'