Extravagance Lover T-Shirts

Baroque Peacock

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Expensive Restaurant

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"An everything Martini, please."

Yoko Ono

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The car showroom

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"I have a taste for luxury."

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Audience Participation

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

'...the big bag is for the bill.'

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Champagne Bath