Extravagant Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Baroque Peacock

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"An everything Martini, please."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I have a taste for luxury."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

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