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'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

Domestic Goddess.

Baroque Peacock

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Therapy?'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Tasty bird.'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Executive Tacos

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Access Denied!

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"This is a self-service diner. I cook the meals and I eat them myself."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Master Chef

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"Hey! Great haircut!!