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Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Domestic Goddess.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Al Dante

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Will work for Food Network.

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'Therapy?'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"More croutons, sir?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Tasty bird.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.