Foodie With Expensive Taste T-Shirts

'Yes, everything on the menu does start off at $300. How else are we supposed to pay celebrities to be in our commercials?'

'We'll have to cut back on the caviar, Oscar!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Therapy?'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Executive Tacos

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'I am sorry, sir, but zee facilities are for zee paying customers only.'

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

“But I’m one of the cool ones!”

'We're retired. What do you recommend that doesn't require a lot of chewing?'

I don't think your heart's in the hospitality game.

'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,'

Cat having caviar on biscuits

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

"The maître d' here is a master at economic profiling.",

"If you can't pronounce it any better than that, sir, you probably wouldn't like it anyway."

Grim reaper putting on a dinner jacket in order to go into a fancy restaurant where jackets are required