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"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Cat having caviar on biscuits

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Regular service or affected?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Join me for dinner?

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Haute Chinese

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'