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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Regular service or affected?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

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'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'New money or old money?'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'We don't want a table now, we're not hungry anymore!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

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"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

'I love our decadence!'

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'You don't look well.' 'Is it something I ate, expensive food?.'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

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"A bottle of your finest formula for the table."