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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Regular service or affected?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'New money or old money?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'We don't want a table now, we're not hungry anymore!'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

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'I love our decadence!'

'You don't look well.' 'Is it something I ate, expensive food?.'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

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"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

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Under table for two, Sir?

"A bottle of your finest formula for the table."